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Cute Sms Collection
Interesting confusions:
1. Can u cry under water?
2. Do fish ever get thirsty?
3. Why don't birds fall out of trees when they sleep?
4. What do u call a male lady bird?
5. Why is it called building when it's already built?
6. When they say dog food is new & improved in taste, who tastes it?
7. If money doesn't grow on trees then why banks have branches?
8. Why does a round pizza come in sqaure box?
9.Why doesn't glue stick to its bottle?
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I told An angel let all my freinds b healthy and happy forever !
Angel said: But for 4 dayz only !
I said: Yes, let Dem b a Spring day, Autumn day, Summer day & Winter day !
Angel said: No,3 dayz! I said: Yes, Yesterday, Today & Tomorrow
!Angel said: No, 2 dayz !
I said: Yes, a Bright day (Day Time) & Dark day (Night Time)
!Angel said: No, Just 1 day !
I said: Yes !
Angel asked: Which day ?
I said: Everyday !
Angel laughed & said: U really care for ur friendz & also know how to negotiate.
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An old man was invited by an old friend.
He was impressed by his buddy using Honey, Darling, Love etc.
for his wife B4 leaving he asked his friend:
It's sweet...After 70 years being together, u stil call ur wife with such cute names.
The old man replied(whispering):
Her name had slipped off my mind 10 years ago & i'm very scared 2 ask what it is...
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