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Funny Sms Collection
1st frnd:Yar me jis Lrki ko chahta tha,
usne mjse shadi nhi ki
2nd:Tu ne use btaya k tera abu cror pati hy
1st:Btaya tha 2nd.to phr 1st.Usne abu se krli
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2 ladies were fighting 4 seat in bus,
Both claiming that she came first,
A Man said: Jo bi Umr mae bari h wo baith jaye
Dono boli: Theek hai tum baith jao..
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A funny crime story,
Five friends lived in a room.
Mad,Brain,Fool,Nobody,Somebody.
One day Somebody killed Nobody.At that time Brain was in bathroom.
Mad called police.
Mad:Hello police! Somebody has killed Nobody.
Policeman: R you Mad?
Mad:Yes i m Mad.
Policeman: Don't u have brain?
Mad:Yes actually Brain is in bathroom.
Policeman: You fool?
Mad: No sir i m Mad actually Fool is busy reading sms.
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Aqwaal-e- zarreen..
" kabhi yeh mat socho k tmhari g.f ne tmhen kitna romantic msg bheja hai
.. Hamesha ye socho usay kisne bheja hoga..
( Haji Faraz)
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