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Funny Sms Collection
Arz Kya Hai:
Saas Hovay Tay Changi Hovay.
Ghor Kijiye Ga.Saas Hovay Tay Changi Hovay Nahi Tay.
Photo Deewar Tay Tangi Hovay. :-)
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Dard bhara 1 shair arz hai
Hath pe lag gai sui
Arz kya hai Hath pe lag gai sui
Zara tawajo se sunain
Hath pe lag gai sui
Oui Oui Oui Oui Oui.
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Dr:Tabiat kesi hai ab?
Mariz: Pehle se ziada kharab hai.
Dr: Dawai khali thi?
M :Khali nahi thi bhari hui thi.
Dr:I mean dawai le li thi?
M :Gi aap ne di thi to mene le li thi.
Dr:Bewaqoof dawai peeli thi?
M :Nahin gi-dawai lal thi.
Dr:Aby gadhe dawai ko pee lia tha?
M :Nahin gi-peeliya tu mujhe tha.
Dr:Ulu k pathay!dawai ko khol k munh mein rakh lia tha?
M:Nahi aap ne hi tou kaha tha k fridge main rkhna,Main theek tu ho jaun ga na Dr saab.
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OYE!Teri Maa ki
Teri Behen ki
Tere Baap ki
Tere pure khandan ki............".KHUSHIAN" tujh se hain pagal,
Apna khayal rakha karo.
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