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Funny Sms Collection
Reporter, Zakhmi LARKI Se: jab
Reporter, Zakhmi LARKI Se:
jab BOMB gira' to kya Wo 1 dum se Phhata ..?
Zakhmi LARKI
(Ghussay Se) :
Gee Nahi..!
Wo Reengta
howa Meray Qareeb Aaya'
Or,
Nihayat Adab Se
Pyaar Se
Dheeray Se
Holay Se
Or,
Sharma kr
Arz kia:
Bachna ay Haseeno lo me aa gaya....!
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(New Meanings)Biwi= Post paid conection.
(New Meanings)
Biwi= Post paid conection.
Girlfriend=
Prepaid conection.
Girlfriend ka Bap=
Network error.
Girlfriend ki Maa=
Wrong Number.
Girlfriend ka Bhai=
No signal.
Girlfriend ki choti Behan=
Call divert.
Girlfriend ki Seheli
Network change.
Girlfriend ki Shadi=
Sim block.
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¤¤ GHAZAL ¤¤......... ..........
¤¤ GHAZAL ¤¤
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ABiD k sath bhaag gai hai:-)
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1 SHeikh ne arbi ko khoon de k
1 SHeikh ne arbi ko khoon de k uski jaan bachai.
Arabi ne usy MERCEDIZE gift kardi.
Arbi ko phir khoon ki zrurt pari,
Sheikh ne phir khoon dia
Ab ki bar Arbi ne
Till wale Ladu gift kiye
Sheikh Ghussey se:
Mercedez kyun nahi di..?
Arbi: Munna...!
Ab hamare andrr b sheikhon ka Khoon Dhorr rha hai..
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