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Funny Sms Collection
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Scientists are trying to figure out how long a person can live without brain. Please tell them your age!
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When we had met, God gave me an option between a good friend & a good memory. I dont remember what i chose.....
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Great people talk about ideas,
Average people talk about things,
Small people talk about other people,
And Legends never talk, they send SMS...
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God made a daylight n is called “SUN”, God made a entertatemaint n is called “FUN”, God made a nightlight n is called “MOON”, God made a U n is called “CARTOON”,
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A Noble Award winner dedicated his Novel to his wife and wrote Its dedicated to my Wife because in her absence I could complete this Book...
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Conducting a Blood Test On U....Testing In Progress...Testing...Testing...Result.......... ........< Honey In Veins > No wonder U R So Sweeeeeettttttttt.....!!!!!
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Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u - its really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp .... Im playing cards and weve misplaced the JOKER.
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